Chapter 13 (2014) – A Carnival of Snackery
⚠️ Spoiler Warning: This guide contains detailed spoilers for the entire novel. Proceed only if you've finished reading or are comfortable knowing the plot.
Summary
Sedaris documents 2014 through diary entries spanning London, Tokyo, Australia, Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Hawaii, Vietnam, Romania, and more. He recounts a hearing-impaired cashier charging him for a bag he refused, a swastika sweatshirt in Tokyo, and an encounter with a man whose girlfriend “came out” to her. In Dubai, he walks through a district of migrant workers and stray cats. He picks up litter in England and clashes with a woman on horseback whose dog frightens him. Travel irritations include coffee culture, leaf blowers, and entitled customers. He learns Romanian curses at a Bucharest book signing and reacts to the Ferguson non-indictment. The year ends with family time on Emerald Isle and a found strap-on penis.
Key Events
- January 5 (London): A hearing-impaired cashier ignores Sedaris’s request for no bag and charges him for it. Sedaris questions societal expectations for disabled people.
- January 10 (Tokyo): In a shop called Kapital, he and Amy find a sweatshirt featuring a bear and a swastika; the saleswoman focuses only on the bear’s salmon.
- January 22 (Melbourne): A gay comedian, Josh, tells Sedaris about a fan who came out “to his girlfriend” after Josh’s show; Sedaris notes the destructive nature of that disclosure.
- January 28 (Dubai): Sedaris and Dawn explore a shabby neighborhood of migrant workers, stray cats, and surreal signs (“WIN 32 KILOS OF GOLD”).
- February 8 (Paris): Sedaris learns that a beetle (Darwinilus sedarisi) has been named after him.
- February 18 (London): Sedaris buys four carved wooden guns and later sneaks up on Hugh, ordering him to pour water while holding the guns – a prank he finds hilarious.
- March 2 (Hawaii): A bald, scarf-wearing cashier signs Sedaris up for a Safeway card, saving him $15, then commands him to “be gone.”
- May 9 (Rackham): While picking up litter, Sedaris finds soiled underwear and a slug; later Hugh names a toad “Lane.”
- May 16 (Rackham): A white-haired woman demands Sedaris move the bag of litter from her yard to the neighbor’s; he curses and later fumed for hours.
- September 10 (Rackham): A woman on horseback warns Sedaris that his plastic bag scares her horse; later the same woman’s dog charges him, and Sedaris curses at her.
- September 15 (Ho Chi Minh City): Sedaris and Hugh are repeatedly offered women for sex; Sedaris observes rude Asian tourists at breakfast.
- November 25 (Tallahassee): He notes the Ferguson non-indictment; the hotel’s black front desk worker has to welcome him back.
- December 13 (Bucharest): Sedaris uses Romanian curses at a book signing, including “I drag my balls across your mother’s memorial cake,” and is delighted by locals’ reactions.
- December 19 (Rackham): On a trash-picking walk, Sedaris finds a realistic strap-on penis and a bucket of feces.
Character Development
- David Sedaris: Continues his obsessive litter-picking hobby, reflecting a desire for order and control amid a chaotic world. He is simultaneously self-aware and irascible, often reacting with anger to perceived rudeness (the cashier, the horseback woman, the coffee-ordering man) but also showing genuine curiosity and pleasure (Romanian curses, the beetle naming). His relationship with Hugh is affectionate yet marked by gentle bickering.
- Hugh: Serves as a moral counterweight, consistently telling Sedaris his language is rude and urging him to let things go. He is calm, patient, and often the butt of Sedaris’s jokes.
- The Horseback Woman: A recurring antagonist embodying entitlement, refusing to apologize for her dog and blaming Sedaris for being frightened. She represents the imperious rural elite Sedaris resents.
- The Irish Cabdriver: Exuberant and unfiltered, describes his baby as a “fookin’ monster” and his girlfriend as “Jekyll and Hyde,” illustrating Sedaris’s appreciation for colorful locals.
Themes, Symbols, or Motifs
- Litter and Disorder: The litter-picking hobby functions as a symbolic attempt to impose personal order on a messy world. Each encounter with trash (or with people who add to it) sparks larger reflections on social incivility and hypocrisy.
- Miscommunication and Cultural Gaps: From the hearing-impaired cashier to the swastika sweatshirt in Tokyo, Romanian curses, and the Vietnamese waiter named “Ten,” Sedaris repeatedly highlights how language, expectation, and meaning fail to align across cultures.
- Power and Rudeness: Sedaris obsesses over small acts of entitlement – the man who added orders at a coffee shop, the horseback woman, the Asian tourists who dismiss waitstaff. These micro‑aggressions fuel his anger and his comedy.
- Death and the Body: The beetle named after him, his joke about a “sundae service” for his cremation, the decaying pigeon in Dubai, and the shit‑filled underwear all point to a fascination with mortality and the grotesque.
- Travel as Observation: Sedaris uses travel to expose local absurdities (Australian coffee snobbery, Vietnamese traffic, Romanian curses) while also confronting his own prejudices and discomfort.
Why This Chapter Matters
The 2014 entries crystallize Sedaris’s mature voice as a diarist: a blend of sharp‑eyed travelogue, domestic squabbling, and outrage at small‑scale injustice. The year marks a peak in his trash‑picking compulsion, which becomes a lens for examining privilege, community, and personal responsibility. The Ferguson reflection shows him engaging with national racial politics, while the extended Romania section demonstrates his delight in linguistic play. This chapter reinforces the collection’s core argument: that everyday incidents – a coffee order, a dog growling, a stranger’s bag – are as worthy of scrutiny as headline news.
Study Questions and Answers
1. What does Sedaris’s reaction to the hearing‑impaired cashier reveal about his attitudes toward disability?
Sedaris questions the social message that disabled people can “do anything,” sarcastically suggesting that jobs requiring nuanced communication (like cashiering) might not suit everyone. His discomfort exposes his own able‑bodied assumptions and the gap between idealistic inclusion and practical functioning.
2. Why does Sedaris curse at the horseback woman, and how does Hugh’s response differ?
Sedaris curses after the woman fails to apologize for her dog charging him and instead blames him for standing on the road. Hugh scolds Sedaris for using foul language rather than addressing the woman’s rudeness. This clash highlights Sedaris’s desire for vindication versus Hugh’s emphasis on social grace.
3. How do the Romanian curses function as both a cultural bridge and a source of comedy?
The curses – scatological and blasphemous – amuse locals because they show Sedaris embracing their vernacular. They also allow him to bond with readers and audience members, turning a language barrier into a shared joke. The act of writing curses in books for readers who request sentimental dedications (e.g., “I fuck your mother’s owls”) subverts expectations and delights his fans.
Navigation
- Previous chapter: Chapter 12 (2013)
- Next chapter: Chapter 14 (2015)
- Back to the book hub: A Carnival of Snackery home