Chapter 21 Summary: Trickin’ on the Track
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Summary
After moving to Los Angeles to pursue stand-up comedy, Tom Segura needs a job to support himself. He answers an ad for a “spa attendant” at a place called Splash—The Relaxation Spa, expecting a peaceful environment of towels and eucalyptus. Instead, he quickly learns that Splash is an hourly‑rental hot‑tub venue where people go to have sex, often with someone they have never met in person. Tom’s job is to clean the themed rooms after customers leave. He observes the awkward lobby scenes as men wait nervously for their “dates” to arrive, enforced by the owner’s rule that both parties must enter the room together before the clock starts. One memorable incident involves a man who meets two other men, and the three leave after only three minutes, leaving three used condoms behind.
Tom also reflects on how he has often been mistaken for a police officer. In high school, fellow students suspected he was a narc. In college, he deliberately capitalized on his older appearance by barging into a dorm room and demanding a twelve‑pack of beer from two freshmen, who handed it over because they thought he was enforcing rules. Later, while working at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, a customer muttered “Thank you, Officer,” which frustrated Tom because he hates being perceived as law enforcement.
Key Events
- Tom applies for and gets a job as a “spa attendant” at Splash, only to realize it is a sex‑rental business.
- He cleans rooms after customers and watches tense lobby interactions, including a man who meets two men and leaves after minutes.
- He recalls being mistaken for a cop in high school, which made it hard to make friends.
- In college, he uses his mature look to pose as an authority figure and confiscate beer from freshmen.
- While working at a restaurant, a customer calls him “Officer,” triggering his annoyance.
Character Development
In this chapter, Tom reveals his ability to adapt to uncomfortable situations with curiosity rather than outrage. His naivete as a twenty‑two‑year‑old is clear—he genuinely didn’t understand what Splash was. Later, his pride is hurt by the “cop” label; he would rather be seen as a comedian or a regular guy than someone who represents authority. The brief “corrupt cop” moment in college shows a mischievous side, but overall his discomfort with the mistaken identity shapes his self‑image.
Themes, Symbols, or Motifs
- Mistaken Identity: Being misread as a cop repeatedly creates a comic thread and highlights how appearances can shape social interactions.
- Perception vs. Reality: Splash’s “spa” label contradicts its actual function; similarly, Tom’s older face leads others to assume he has authority.
- Observation: Tom positions himself as a detached observer, whether on his balcony watching celebrities on the “track” or in the Splash lobby watching anxious men.
- Moral Gray Areas: He cleans the rooms without judgement and even enjoys watching the meetups, illustrating a pragmatic acceptance of the sex‑work world.
Why This Chapter Matters
This chapter deepens the memoir’s exploration of the odd jobs Tom worked before comedy success. It also introduces a recurring theme of being mistaken for a cop, which surfaces elsewhere in his career. The humor derives from the gap between his youthful innocence and the seedy reality of his jobs, and his later reaction to the “Officer” comment shows how these perceptions still bother him. The chapter is a self‑contained story that reveals his observational style and his ability to find comedy in uncomfortable situations.
Study Questions and Answers
1. What job did Tom take in Los Angeles, and how was it different from what he expected?
Tom took a job as a “spa attendant” at Splash—The Relaxation Spa. He expected a calming environment with eucalyptus and relaxed clients, but Splash was actually an hourly‑rental venue for sex, where he cleaned rooms after customers.
2. How did Tom use his mature appearance in college, and why did he do it?
In college, Tom looked about thirty. He walked into a dorm room where two freshmen flinched, pretended to be an authority figure, and demanded their twelve‑pack of beer. They immediately handed it over. He did this to get free beer and enjoyed feeling like a “corrupt cop.”
3. Why does Tom dislike being seen as a police officer? Give examples from the chapter.
Tom dislikes the cop label because it feels insulting and false. Examples include high school peers assuming he was a narc and a restaurant customer muttering “Officer,” which made him feel slighted. He does not identify with authority and would rather be perceived as himself.