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Now or Never Chapter Two Summary & Analysis

Spoiler Notice: This summary and analysis covers everything that happens in Chapter Two of Now or Never. If you haven't read the chapter, you may encounter spoilers.

Summary

Stephanie confesses to Lula and Connie that she accepted marriage proposals from both Ranger and Morelli and had unprotected sex with each, only to discover her birth control pills were expired. She decides to wait for a paternity test before choosing a husband. Lula and Connie react with shock and humor. Stephanie then receives a new FTA (failure to appear) file for Gerald “Jerry” Bottles, charged with indecent exposure. She and Lula go to his home to apprehend him. Bottles proudly shows Lula his penis, claiming it is exceptional and must be shared. Lula admits it is nice, and the two convince Bottles to come along to reschedule his court date, as he has a running tab with Vinnie.

Key Events

  • Stephanie tells Lula and Connie about being engaged to both Ranger and Morelli.
  • She reveals her birth control pills were expired, leading to a pregnancy scare.
  • Stephanie outlines her plan: wait six days for an early test, then a paternity test at seven weeks if pregnant.
  • Connie promises to get information on Bruno Jug through her mob-connected cousin Carl.
  • Stephanie receives a new FTA file for Jerry Bottles (indecent exposure).
  • She and Lula drive to Bottles’s house in the Burg and find him in the backyard.
  • Bottles refuses to stop exposing himself, insisting his penis is “exceptional.”
  • Lula, a former sex worker, gives an unbiased opinion that Bottles’s penis is “damn nice.”
  • Bottles agrees to come to the office to reschedule his court date because he has a tab with Vinnie.
  • Lula notices a Christmas wreath still on Bottles’s front door, which he didn’t know about.

Character Development

  • Stephanie Plum: Shows vulnerability and indecision. Her pragmatic plan (paternity test) reveals a methodical side, but her lies to Morelli demonstrate guilt. She is determined to keep working despite personal chaos.
  • Lula: Provides comic relief and streetwise insight. Her past as a “professional ho” gives her a unique perspective on Bottles’s behavior. She is loyal and blunt with Stephanie.
  • Connie Rosolli: Serves as the grounded voice of reason. She is religious, efficient, and connected to underworld informants. Her reaction to Stephanie’s news is a mix of shock and practicality.
  • Gerald Bottles: A sympathetic pervert. He is insecure about his appearance but fiercely proud of his penis. His self-awareness and bizarre logic make him memorable rather than menacing.

Themes, Symbols, or Motifs

  • Now or Never: The chapter’s title phrase is spoken by Stephanie as her reason for wanting a baby before it’s too late. Lula dismisses it as an overrated idea. This tension between urgency and caution drives the pregnancy plot.
  • Deception and Lies: Stephanie lies to Morelli about dinner plans to avoid seeing him, rationalizing it as part of her job. Lula calls her out, highlighting the moral compromise of the bounty hunter life.
  • Exhibitionism vs. Privacy: Bottles’s philosophy that his penis is a work of art to be shared contrasts with societal norms. His self-objectification raises questions about what people choose to hide or display.
  • Family and Community: The Burg setting reinforces Stephanie’s ties to family and neighborhood. Her grandmother and parents loom off-page, and her lie about going to a funeral home viewing is culturally plausible.

Why This Chapter Matters

Chapter Two deepens the central romantic dilemma and introduces the pregnancy subplot that will likely steer the rest of the novel. It also showcases the series’ trademark blend of crime, comedy, and character-driven humor. The Bottles scene is a classic Evanovich set piece—a weird, nonviolent FTA that lets Lula shine and adds color to the world. Stephanie’s emotional honesty with Lula and Connie (while hiding from her fiancés) sets up the tension she will have to resolve.

Study Questions and Answers

1. What is Stephanie’s plan regarding her pregnancy, and why does she wait until seven weeks for a paternity test?
Stephanie will take an early test six days after her last sexual encounter, but the most reliable test requires missing a period. If she is pregnant, she will wait until seven weeks, when a paternity test can determine the father, and then marry that man. She admits she is not sure who she would choose if not pregnant.

2. How does Lula’s background influence her reaction to Jerry Bottles?
Lula was a prostitute, so she has seen many penises. She claims she can give an unbiased opinion. When Bottles displays himself, she calmly evaluates and admits his penis is “damn nice,” which disarms the situation. Her lack of shock helps convince Bottles to cooperate.

3. Why does Stephanie lie to Morelli on the phone, and what does Lula say about it?
Stephanie tells Morelli she is going to her parents’ for dinner and a funeral viewing to avoid seeing him that night. In truth, she is trying to buy time until she knows if she is pregnant. Lula scolds her, calling it a “monster fib” and tells Stephanie she is “going straight to hell.”

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