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Chapter 13 (Chapter XI): First Term at McMasters – Summary & Analysis

Spoiler Warning: This summary and analysis contains details from Chapter 13 of Murder Your Employer. If you have not read this chapter, proceed with caution.

Summary

Cliff Iverson journals about his first term at McMasters. Registrar June Felsblock assigns his courses, explaining the value of forgery (Penmanship) and hinting at Eroticide. Cliff’s schedule includes Herbicide, Practical Electronics, Principles of Deletion, and other lethal electives. He takes part-time scullery work in the kitchen to offset his debt, learning poison lore from Chef Tissier. At the Skulking Wolf pub, he befriends Dieter Seidel, Enzo Gentilini, and Mim Webster, and observes Gemma Lindley meeting Jud Helkampf.

In Practical Electronics, instructor “Sparks” Silvana Sparchese discusses covering sounds of murder with music. Simeon Sampson, hostile toward Cliff as a reluctant recruit, pranks him: while Cliff listens to Ravel’s Boléro, Simeon hides under the bed and stabs him with a coat hanger. Cliff retaliates ten days later by rigging a Doris Day record player to deliver a non-lethal shock, earning praise from RA Champo Nanda. Meanwhile, Cliff’s bathroom neighbor Audrey Jäeger speaks of her own impending death, and Gemma continues to avoid him.

Key Events

  • Registrar Felsblock explains Cliff’s schedule, including Penmanship (forgery) and the mysterious Eroticide.
  • Cliff learns that “Track” is a verb, not a noun, referring to compulsory evening runs.
  • At the Skulking Wolf, Cliff sees Gemma with Jud Helkampf; Gemma leaves upset after an unclear exchange.
  • Audrey Jäeger tells Cliff she expects to die soon, hinting at a failed mission.
  • In Practical Electronics, “Sparks” lectures on using music to mask killing sounds.
  • Simeon Sampson pranks Cliff by hiding under his bed and stabbing him with a coat hanger while Boléro plays.
  • Cliff retaliates by editing a Doris Day record to skip, then rewiring the tonearm to shock Simeon when he lifts the needle.
  • Champo Nanda approves Cliff’s retaliation as proper payback.
  • Cliff works in the kitchen, learning about poisons from Chef Tissier.
  • Cliff continues to puzzle over Gemma’s coldness and Audrey’s fatalism.

Character Development

  • Cliff Iverson: Grows more comfortable with McMasters’ methods; successfully engineers a non-lethal trap against Simeon, showing he can apply his technical skills to deletion craft.
  • Simeon Sampson: Remains hostile toward Cliff for being an involuntary recruit; after being humiliated by Cliff’s counter-prank, he is stunned and humbled.
  • Gemma Lindley: Continues to avoid Cliff; her secret meeting with Jud Helkampf at the pub hints at a troubled alliance.
  • Audrey Jäeger: Introduced as a depressed student who believes she has been given a death sentence; her cryptic remarks foreshadow potential tragedy.
  • Champo Nanda: Acts as Cliff’s RA and adjudicator of student pranks; encourages healthy competition.
  • June Felsblock: Portrayed as cheerful and cryptic, she sets the tone for Cliff’s education.
  • Dieter Seidel, Enzo Gentilini, Mim Webster: Fellow students who bond with Cliff at the pub, sharing their own motives for deleting someone.

Themes, Symbols, or Motifs

  • Murder as a Craft: Every class at McMasters (Penmanship, Practical Electronics, Herbicide) reframes everyday skills for lethal purposes, reinforcing the school’s mission.
  • Competition and Rivalry: Students like Simeon see Cliff as a weak link; the Boléro prank and retaliation illustrate how the school fosters cutthroat one-upmanship.
  • Deception and Misdirection: Cliff’s record trap mirrors Simeon’s own trick; the chapter emphasizes using a target’s habits against them.
  • Eroticide as a Subject: The course hints at seduction and romance as weapons, adding a new layer to the school’s curriculum.
  • The Skulking Wolf as Neutral Ground: The pub allows students to share personal stories and form alliances, contrasting with the competitive classroom.

Why This Chapter Matters

Chapter 13 deepens worldbuilding by detailing a full term of McMasters courses and daily life. It establishes Cliff as a capable student who can learn and execute a successful counter-attack. The chapter introduces key supporting characters (Audrey, Dieter, Enzo) and sets up tensions with Simeon and Gemma that will likely pay off later. The prank war demonstrates the school’s unofficial rule: students must prove themselves through ingenuity, not just brute force. Cliff’s kitchen work also expands his poison knowledge, preparing him for his eventual thesis.

Study Questions

  1. Cliff’s retaliation against Simeon uses a record player rigged to shock the listener. What does this scene reveal about Cliff’s growth as a deletist?
    Answer: Cliff shows he can apply both technical skill (rewiring) and psychological insight (knowing Simeon will lift the tonearm) to create a non-lethal deterrent. It proves he is learning the McMasters principle of turning an enemy’s own methods against them.

  2. Why does Audrey Jäeger tell Cliff she is “not long for this place, or this world”? What might her comment foreshadow?
    Answer: Audrey appears to have botched her own mission and now believes she is the target of a death sentence from the faculty or from her intended victim. Her remark hints that she may become a victim herself or that she will attempt suicide.

  3. How does the Skulking Wolf function as a social hub for McMasters students, and what does it suggest about the school’s culture?
    Answer: The pub provides a safe space where students can discuss their motives and fears without judgment. It suggests that despite the cutthroat academics, the school encourages camaraderie and mutual support – as long as each student remains focused on his or her personal mission.

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