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Chapter Twelve: Killing Whoopi Goldberg – Summary and Analysis

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Summary

Leslie Jones walks the reader through a typical Saturday Night Live week, from Sunday’s day off through the brutal “Ash Wednesday” table read. She recounts a fan‑made sketch in which she—disguised as Whoopi Goldberg on the Update desk—gets shot by Colin Jost, with surreal station‑break interludes of Lorne Michaels on a moped. The sketch was vetoed by Lorne (“We’re not going to kill Whoopi Goldberg on national TV for a personal joke”), though Whoopi later loved the idea.

Jones shares her early struggles with cue cards, nearly breaking during the Chris Rock sketch “The Arguing Couple,” and the comfort she received from Vanessa Bayer (“You’ll never do it again”). She celebrates the cast and crew who supported her, while also confronting the writers who kept her in caricatured roles (the big Black woman who beats people up). Determined to prove herself a team player, she wrote an ensemble sketch about getting drunk tattoos, only to have it rejected because she used an outside writer, Lenny Marcus. That sparked her biggest fight with Lorne Michaels. After two weeks of refusing to come in, Jones decided to leave SNL at the end of Season 44. Her final show (the Idris Elba episode) ended with her crying while singing “Close to You”; only Kenan Thompson believed she was really leaving.

Key Events

  • Detailed SNL weekly schedule: pitch day, writing nights, Ash Wednesday, pre‑tape days, three shows on Saturday.
  • Conception and pitch of the “Killing Whoopi Goldberg” Update sketch; Lorne kills it.
  • Cue‑card disaster during the Chris Rock sketch; Vanessa Bayer’s reassurance.
  • Jones learns to work with writer Lenny Marcus, who forces her to use a set list and cut her sets to under an hour.
  • The rejected ensemble tattoo sketch and the subsequent text‑fight with Lorne.
  • Jones stops coming to work for two weeks; she announces her departure on the Idris Elba show.
  • Her last sketch is a musical moment with Kyle Mooney; only Kenan acknowledges her leaving.

Character Development

  • Leslie Jones transitions from eager newcomer to a seasoned performer who insists on being more than the writers’ stereotypes. She learns to trust collaborators like Lenny Marcus and to stand up for herself and fellow cast members (demanding dressing rooms, protecting Cecily Strong).
  • Kenan Thompson is a steady, loyal presence who advises Leslie to come in later and leave at midnight, and is the only cast member who believes she will actually leave.
  • Cecily Strong becomes a close friend after initially teasing Leslie; their bond deepens on a trip.
  • Vanessa Bayer provides pivotal emotional support after the Chris Rock flub.
  • Lenny Marcus enters as an outside writer who challenges Leslie’s stagecraft, pushing her to be tighter and more organized.
  • Lorne Michaels is both the generous opportunity‑giver and the resistant gate‑keeper; he prevents the Whoopi sketch and the tattoo sketch, yet Leslie thanks him.

Themes, Symbols, or Motifs

  • The “Ash Wednesday” cycle symbolizes the brutal creative attrition of SNL: forty sketches cut to twelve, then to six.
  • The Whoopi Goldberg sketch / “killing” represents the chaotic, anarchic impulse of live comedy that the institution ultimately curbs.
  • Cue cards as a symbol of disorientation – Jones’s struggle with color‑coded cards mirrors her fight to find her place in the show.
  • “Close to You” – the Carpenters song used in her last sketch becomes a motif of bittersweet departure and unnoticed goodbyes.

Why This Chapter Matters

This chapter reveals the institutional mechanics of SNL while personalizing the fight of a Black woman to be seen as more than a caricature. Jones’s conflicts with the writers over stereotyping, her insistence on ensemble unity, and her final decision to leave form a crucial turning point in her memoir. It shows her growth from grateful newcomer to someone who refuses to be diminished, and it sets up the “whole different level” she will reach after SNL.

Study Questions and Answers

1. Why did Lorne Michaels reject the “Killing Whoopi Goldberg” sketch, and how did Whoopi later react?
Lorne said they could not kill Whoopi Goldberg on national TV for a “personal joke.” Jones later told Whoopi about it, and Whoopi thought it was hysterical and said she would have done the sketch if asked.

2. What lesson did Vanessa Bayer teach Leslie the night of the Chris Rock sketch disaster?
Vanessa told Leslie she would “never do it again”—that once a performer survives a major flub on live TV, the worst is behind them. The assurance helped Leslie get back out and learn.

3. Why did Leslie’s ensemble tattoo sketch get rejected, and how did she respond?
The sketch was rejected because she used outside writer Lenny Marcus (whom the show could not vet). Leslie texted Lorne, arguing that outside writers were used all the time. When the sketch was pulled, she flung scripts across the room at the table read and refused to come to work for two weeks.

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